hey little songbird, let me guess

[liketheknife]

shippy questions

1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?

smutty questions

1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?
2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?
3. What would you like to see your partner in?
4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?
5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?
6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?
7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?
8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?
9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?
11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
12. Are you a top or bottom?
13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?
14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
15. Have you ever pictured me naked?
16. Do I make you nervous?
17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?
18. How high is your sex drive?
19. Have you ever played strip poker?
20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
21. What do you wear to bed?
22. When did you lose your virginity?
23. What position do you feel is overrated?
24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?
25. Last dirty text you sent?
26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?
27. How many people have you had sex with?
28. What is your favorite position?
29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
30. What would you do if we were alone together?
31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?
32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?
34. What's a dirty secret of yours?
35. Do you own any toys?
36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?
37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
38. Do you watch porn?
39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?
40. Have you joined the mile high club?
41. Would you say you’re kinky?
42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?
44. Quickie or marathon session?
45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?
46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
47. Would you say you have any fetishes?
48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?
49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?
50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?
51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?
52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?
53. Handcuffs or feathers?
54. Have you walked in on someone?
55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?
56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?
57. What's your definition of amazing sex?
58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?
60. What do you think about when you masturbate?
61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?
62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?
63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?
64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?
65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?
66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
67. Do you get tired after sex?
68. Do you like to kiss during sex?
70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?
72. Does size matter?
73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?
74. Do you think you're good?
75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?
76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?
77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?
78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?
79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?
80. What's something you've always wanted to try?
81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?
82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?
83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?
84. Have you ever recorded anything before?
85. Have you ever had a threesome?
86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?
87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?
88. What are your limits in the bedroom?
89. Do you have a safe word?
90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?
91. What do you find sexy in a partner?
92. How do you like to be touched?
93. Would you rather watch or be watched?
94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?
95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?
96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?
97. What’s your most-watched porn category?
98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?
99. What naughty dream have you had recently?
100. How do you feel about giving oral?

Comments

Takuto Maruki | Persona 5 Royal

[placation]

[ specify your muki! fresh from canon (defaults to either pre-12/24 or post-canon, you don't get third semester for this, soz), laby offshoot, various psl verses, any kind of au, generic jamjar assumed cr..... the muki is yr oyster ]

[seeinside]

[ Guess what time it is? It's sappy-ass lovebirds can't not be touching time, Akira's legs draped over Maruki's lap while they're both otherwise minding their own business doing work on the couch.

Then Akira's brain will do what it does. ]

Takkun. Do you have "go-to" pick-up lines?

[placation]

[ Maruki blinks down at his notes balanced atop Akira's legs, rapid behind his glasses as if trying to clear away a fog. Surely he misheard that question. Surely Akira remembers exactly how ungracefully he fell into this relationship.

He looks over. That curious, questioning look on Akira's face–

Ah, so that was a real question.

Maruki pauses for a few beats longer, then broadly gestures to all of himself, pen still in hand. ]

I have neither successfully picked someone up in my life, nor even tried to. Do you?

[seeinside]

No.

[ Simple as. No matter how suave he somehow manages to be on occasion, that's just not his style. ]

I overheard some of the school faculty chatting about dating, and that came up an awful lot.

[placation]

[ Ah... the school faculty... at the high school for youkai...

Even they have normal coworker gossip like that? It's cute... ]

It seems like an insincere way to go about things, doesn't it? I wouldn't necessarily try to flirt with you the same way I would try to flirt with someone else, so using lines like that doesn't really work.

[ Please disregard that he's not good at flirting with anyone period. It's the principle of the matter. ]

[seeinside]

It does make sense when you put it that way. I can't really imagine most of what they said enticing you, for example...though, there was one that made me laugh.

Do you like water?

[placation]

[ Oh, this ought to be good. ]

Sure. I like water. It's important to stay hydrated!

[seeinside]

Then you're going to love 60% of me!

[ :D ]

[placation]

[ ..............................................................

Unfortunately, Maruki does burst into a peal of bright, unrestrained laughter. He also leans close to try to shove at Akira, but he's laughing as he does it. That's the important part. ]

That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous. I hate that it sort of works on me...

[seeinside]

[ SUCCESS! Maruki's joy is infectious, so Akira can't help but giggle all through it even with the attempted shove, clearly so very pleased with himself. ]

Oooh, it does? Maybe I should have been listening closer, then!

[placation]

[ Get hair ruffled, idiot. ]

Don't let it go to your head, but I'm sure it wouldn't matter what you said to me. Anything would work.

[ The affection... it's terminal.......

Maruki straightens back up, shuffling his notes as if he has any hope of returning to them at this point when all his attention is now on Akira. ]

When they talk about things like that, do you chime in at all?

[ What he really wants to know, of course, is if Akira talks about him at all – though he assumes not and wouldn't be put out if that was the truth. The whole dating a human thing is probably a delicate topic. ]

[seeinside]

Mm, sometimes? They usually don't like my input on topics like that because I can never keep a partner for very long.

[ And for once in his life, Akira seems a little...bashful, looking up at Maruki through those thick lashes. ]

Well. Not as long as I've kept you.

Haruaki Abe | A Terrified Teacher At Ghoul School!

[dresscode]

[ VERY MUCH STILL VOICE TESTING PLS BE NICE, i've read up through ch. 67 so that is where my knowledge ends for now, also why are you doing this to him ]

i will be the opposite of nice

[seeinside]

[ A very creative class has set up a "blind date cafe", guests pulling tickets and pairs of them being randomly assigned to a booth with questions on the other side of the nicely printed menu. And of course, as a show of faith in the students, some faculty members have signed up to show any passersby that this is a totally good and cool idea to try.

What is Persona 4 I've never heard of it sounds incredibly lame ]

Abe-sensei.♥ You're not opposed to older partners, are you?

closes my eyes so hard i get a headache

[dresscode]

[ Haruaki's busy looking around the pop-up cafe at the other newly appointed happy couples. Faculty member options are pretty limited, what with Hatanaka making a hard and understandable swerve from the sign-ups, and the Principal wanting no part in their foolishness, and Mouse-sensei being Mouse-sensei. So when he sees Miki chatting with Ebisu, and Awayama standing on one side of a table across from his mirror image (ah! That police officer doppelganger is here! He has to be on his best behavior!), he looks back at Akira, and...

Somehow he still managed to draw the short straw, huh...

Okay, he just has to play his cards right for the first time in his life and he won't end this blind date by getting experimented on or something! Come on, Haruaki!! ]

It depends on what game we're playing! Older people are good partners for trivia teams, but a relay race would be hard.

[ Nailed it. ♥ ]

smooches ur lil head

[seeinside]

[ That. Gets him to pause and consider, because of course it does. Humming thoughtfully, hmm hmm, ]

You know, swimming is actually quite beneficial for the elderly. Maybe a water relay?

[dresscode]

[ Oh! A water relay sounds fun!! ]

Then in that case, I'm not opposed to older partners at all, Takahashi-sensei!

[ Did he do good? Did he win?? ]

[seeinside]

Wonderful! If you ever need partners for a water relay, please let me know!

[ He did so good!! What's his prize gonna be? ]

Now, what about older partners in a romantic context?

[ Oh. ]

[dresscode]

[ HE FORGOT THEY'RE ON A BLIND DATE! ]

W-why do you ask!?

[ BECAUSE THEY'RE ON A BLIND DATE!!! ]

That's not really the kind of thing I think about... so... I guess it doesn't matter?

[ HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!!!!!! ]

[seeinside]

What a noncommittal but heartening answer! Just what I'd expect from you, Abe-sensei.

[ Is that. Is that a compliment?? He's smiling, so...

He is always smiling?????? ]

What about nonhuman romantic partners?

1/2

[dresscode]

[ Boy, Akira sure is curious about this for some reason! ]

Eh...

[dresscode]

[ Considering everyone tells him he's practically nonhuman himself, he probably has no room to discriminate on something like that, right? Plus, he's surrounded by youkai anyway, so if anyone ever were to show interest in him the chances that they would be human are pretty slim, and–

Something more important than all that just occurred to him. ]

Sailor uniforms are nonhuman, aren't they...?

[seeinside]

[ Don't! Worry about it! ]

Eeeeh, so you'd really marry a sailor uniform?

[dresscode]

[ His pervert side is showing too much...! ]

It was a rhetorical question, Takahashi-sensei...

[ Was it, though. Was it really. ]

Ah, but what about you? Do you have any preferences? Older, younger, human, youkai... alien...

Charlie Dalton | Dead Poets Society

[notwalking]

[ fresh from canon, laby offshoot, modern au, various psl verses... whatever yr heart desires! ]